The Fabulously Fruity Chuck Smith
So a bunch of gays got married today, and the Christian Right is livid (but where was Fred Phelps when you needed him?). Providing a much-needed coda for today was none other than the legendary Chuck Smith, founder of the Calvary Chapel movement (shown here in another fabulous shirt). He was just on KCAL-TV Channel 9 saying it's wrong for gays to marry (although he wasn't opposed to unions--maybe now he's for domestic partnerships?). The funniest part about his homophobic rant? Smith was spouting off while wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a lei. And now, we turn it over to Homer Simpson talking about Bart wearing such a shirt:
Homer: Marge, the boy was wearing a Hawaiian shirt.
Marge: So?
Homer: There's only two kind of guys who wear those shirts: gay guys and
big, fat party animals. [sad] And Bart doesn't look like a big,
fat party animal to me...
Marge: So, if you wore a Hawaiian shirt, it wouldn't be gay?
Homer: Right. Thank you.
We know which way you swing, Chuck--DIVINE!
hawaiian shirt Archives
 San Francisco Chronicle | Alfred Shaheen, Hawaiian shirt pioneer, 1922-2008 Los Angeles Times, CA - Although the aloha shirt is an easy visual pun -- worn on TV and in the movies by tacky tourists and sub-par undercover detectives, Shaheen's legacy is that Aloha Shirt: Share Your Wear Thanks, Alfred Shaheen, for giving us the Hawaiian shirt - the Alfred Shaheen, maker of Hawaiian print garments, dies at 86 |
"Jigga no pies no cake...just Hawaiian shirts... AllHipHop - Before JayZ was doing his Drug-Kingpin thing he was fond of Hawaiian Shirts and toungtwisting rhyme flows.... Jigga took inflences from the Notorious BIG |
Hawaiian shirts, rum sips Chicago Tribune, United States - By Trine Tsouderos | Tribune reporter But you might be able to grab a Hawaiian shirt and, if only slightly, absorb some of that aloha warmth. |
A night out helps PAL Phoenixville News, PA - The pub is also holding a Hawaiian shirt contest, as there will be prizes awarded for the best and worst Hawaiian shirt that evening. |
Porsche publicist, ex-MN writer Bob Carlson dies San Jose Mercury News, USA - His outfit included a Porsche shirt and jacket; a Reyn Spooner Hawaiian-style shirt with World War II airplanes (another hobby); and a San Jose Sharks |
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